no Santa, they’re not gifts, they’re jifts.

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Okay if you can’t fuck with a girl because of:

  • Pubic hair
  • Stretch marks
  • Scars 
  • Any other natural occurrence of the female form

You aren’t really worthy of it anyway.


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Anonymous: I've been wanting to talk to you, but you never replied :/

I hardly have internet! Sorry :(

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